Google directions from Texas to Japan include these helpful instructions:
34. Turn left to stay on NE Northlake Way (1.0 mi)
35. Kayak across the Pacific Ocean—Entering Hawaii (2,756 mi)
36. Slight right at Turtle Bay Hilton (0.1 mi)
48. Turn left at Kalakaua Ave (1.9 mi)
49. Kayak across the Pacific Ocean—Entering Japan (3,879 mi)
51. Turn right (184 ft)
52. Turn left toward 県道263号線 (0.2 mi)
My fault for asking, right? Our actual route was more like this:
Cows Close to Home
Yabusame at the Tsurugaoka Hachimangu Shrine Annual Festival
Let’s Fly!
This Is Supposed To Be My Name
Kayaking’s fun and all, but I don’t know about 6,000 miles worth.
I’m already getting a view of Japan that I don’t think I could get with oiut going there! Thank, kiddo!!
My dear foreign friend, it’s nice to read your blog again. Sorry it’s been a while.
Aha! I’ve always wondered what would be the optimal way to get to Japan. Now I know.